What does it mean when you get yelled at by a prostitute while riding a bike?

A group of us went bike riding last night, and on the bike bath we came across this scantily clad woman in heels and fishnets screaming at us to watch out for psychos. And then she went on to scream at us that she will haunt us in our dreams. I have to say I had a wet dream last night, but she wasn’t in it. What could this mean. Why would she yell at us in the 1st place?

She was protecting her territory. You were a threat to her.

14 Responses to “What does it mean when you get yelled at by a prostitute while riding a bike?”

  • mtlbiker:

    Are you sure that you didn’t dream the whole thing?
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  • ocularnervosa:

    A lot of prostitutes are also drug addicts so she was probably stoned.
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  • Trackgirliexoxoxo:

    umm she was attracted to you?
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  • Jasdeep G:

    She wished you would ride her instead, as she’s called the ‘village bicycle’
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  • dread head:

    She was on crack and looking for a Jon!
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  • MB princess of BM:

    sorry I sacred you.
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  • Grillparzer:

    Generally being yelled at while bicycling means get on the sidewalk, however should a prostitute yell at you it means get off of HER sidewalk.
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  • t.oBUFFALOBILLS:

    shes a stoner coke head dont worry and that’s weird u had a wet dream u might of had likethinking’ss bout this b4 u went to bed then somethingg happendd dreams don’t always mean somthing but she would have to die in order the haunt u so impossible duh damn prostitute
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  • Walter XI PMK:

    Hypno,

    I’ll send you a pic of the ex.

    If it’s her…BEWARE !!
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  • BatMilf:

    Fishnets and high heels? I’m guessing she was just worshipping.
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  • LCG4 TWAT Good luck everyone!:

    She was protecting her territory. You were a threat to her.
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  • PaPaBEAR:

    She must have been troubled by Kanye’s behavior (like the rest of the globe) and had to release it some how. A lot of people choose to release tension with some sexual touching, but because that is her profession and she gets tired of it, she chose yelling.
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    Kanye can be blamed for this one. Drugs were not involved.

    edit – I just received my psychological PHD of BS from UPS.

  • MaMaBean *PMK's MUFFinMaker*:

    Yes, this Kanye Syndrome is sweeping the globe. I was shouted at three times today and I am petite and hot.

    Spread the word.

    Also, I’ve got muffins. Who wants muffins?

    **Open WIDE;’)
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  • ME SO HORNERY:

    I think when she said "watch out for psychos", she was talking about herself.

    I want muffins!
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